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Archive for April 9th, 2009

Master Middimum

In The Unhappily Employed Times on April 9, 2009 at 5:37 pm

I was thinking today. A little too much I would say.  There were a few things I brought to my attention.

  1. I have nothing.
  2. I want nothing.
  3. I am nothing.
  4. I need nothing.
  5. I.HAVE.NOTHING.

It’s survival at this point.

(Having nothing to do with becoming overly content with having nothing)

I yelled at Hank (lil’ kitty) for misbehaving.  He straightened up and got his act together so fast I was kind of curious.  Imagine you are in a mall.  Say the mall is in…Columbia, Missouri.  You bump into a mother yelling at her 6 year old daughter (who was doing nothing but being a lil’ kiddy)  for acting very “unchristian-like”. What? Huh? @&#*!  That poor little girl straightened up so fast I was insanely furious.  When I yelled at that lil’ kitty, he straightened up just like that little kiddy.  IT.WAS.WEIRD.