…well what do you do when they’re gone Mr. Middleton?

Well, it’s so funny you asked.

It goes a little something like this:

1. Immediately begin to contemplate whether or  not the shirt, my shirt, comes off.
2. Proceed to my room.
3. …get spoonar in said room.
4. [ SHIRTS OFF ]…Pants?
5. Go to my music station.
6. Hits Hits HITS
7. [ Pants have been off ]
8. Lots of dancing…in Scoops’ room.
9. This continues for about an hour or so.  (Depends on how long they are gone)
10. THEY’RE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK…

This only happens every time it’s only me.

Dass All…

…what’s that you say?

Covelli Loyce “Coco” Crisp ta Kay Say?…

Yes please.

I just want him here because I like (love?) saying his retarded name.  I hope he likes it here.  I know I do.  His wife Maria and his son, Caden Covelli (Cookie?) Crisp are gonna hate it…

(I know I do)..