"a man full of grits, is a man at peace."

Fiasco

In The Unhappily Employed Times on August 31, 2009 at 4:58 pm

During a dream I dreamt recently, I was busting the most peculiar hang, a solo hang, with Will Forte.  (If you don’t know who Will Forte is you need to look it up because I am not going to tell you.)  It was his birthday and I was there to show him that at least I cared (remembered).   He was opening gifts that were sent, I’m guessing, from family members and such.  One of said gifts was a dartboard.  Will informed me that he already had a dartboard and had no use for a second one.  “What am I going to do with two Dartboards?”, he asked.  Trying to be as helpful as possible, I told him we could have a DoubleDartDay.  Much to my surprise he did not kick me out after this comment.  His interest was most definitely piqued and he smiled a little at the suggestion.  Unfortunately I could not provide him with any explanation of what DoubleDartDay was or how exactly such an event would go down.  But we were on to somethin’…

At one point, I recall looking through his collection of movies.  I stopped on a movie titled ‘Fiasco’, starring Keanu Reeves and Jim Carey.  I looked at him, and before I could even ask, he had that Forte smile on his face, and he was holding not one, but two thumbs up…

I gotta get my hands on a copy of this flick..

(Its good to finally be back at ‘Grits’.  Although, I did have a little trouble finding the place.)

Oh, you mean Jeff.

In The Unhappily Employed Times on April 15, 2009 at 8:14 pm

Yeah we like to call him Jeff.

Master Middimum

In The Unhappily Employed Times on April 9, 2009 at 5:37 pm

I was thinking today. A little too much I would say.  There were a few things I brought to my attention.

  1. I have nothing.
  2. I want nothing.
  3. I am nothing.
  4. I need nothing.
  5. I.HAVE.NOTHING.

It’s survival at this point.

(Having nothing to do with becoming overly content with having nothing)

I yelled at Hank (lil’ kitty) for misbehaving.  He straightened up and got his act together so fast I was kind of curious.  Imagine you are in a mall.  Say the mall is in…Columbia, Missouri.  You bump into a mother yelling at her 6 year old daughter (who was doing nothing but being a lil’ kiddy)  for acting very “unchristian-like”. What? Huh? @&#*!  That poor little girl straightened up so fast I was insanely furious.  When I yelled at that lil’ kitty, he straightened up just like that little kiddy.  IT.WAS.WEIRD.